I Heart The Patriarchy Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Are you a fan of the patriarchy? Well, if you enjoy civilization as we know it (roads, indoor plumbing, and the occasional unsolicited mansplaining), then this is the shirt for you!

This relaxed, classic-fit long sleeve tee rocks a bold, ironic "I HEART THE PATRIARCHY" graphic that's equal parts provocative wink and conversation starter (or stopper—your mileage may vary). Perfect for those who appreciate witty, slightly unhinged commentary that lands somewhere between "based" and "brunch cancellation." The print stays sharp and vibrant through countless washes, because nothing says commitment like sarcasm that doesn't fade.

Whether you're rocking it at a debate club roast, a family gathering where politics are off-limits (spoiler: they won't be), or just running errands while low-key triggering algorithms, this tee delivers personality with zero effort.

These shirts are crafted with the following details:

• 100% specially spun cotton
• Wide rib collar for a classic neckline
• Classic relaxed fit
• Ribbed cuffs on sleeves
• High-quality print compatibility on durable fabric
• Designed in the United States

Rizzo's Rags shirts are made to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for your order to be shipped.